Score: 10

"Outstanding and original"

submission: Fig. 8

date: September 13, 2009

Such a beautiful game. Unlike anything else.

Score: 6

"Done Before"

submission: The Assumption Song

date: October 19, 2008

This joke is as old as spoken language - South Park, at least, beat you to it. And the guy who did the "shaving cream" song beat them to it by many decades. THAT SAID, it doesn't seem like a bad example of the genre. 6/10 for good production values.

Score: 10

"Holy shit, dude."

submission: John McCain

date: October 15, 2008

Holy shit -- I'm not sure people should be allowed to make stuff this good if they're not getting paid for it. Effectively trippy, silly, and sublime. Just marvelous.

Score: 10

"Astonishing"

submission: Mastermind: WC

date: October 15, 2008

This is the best game I've ever played on Newgrounds. I loved it, I absolutely loved it. The voice acting was superb, the comedy was great, and the attention to detail over-all was just amazing. This is a masterpiece of a Flash game.

Score: 10

"Really clever"

submission: Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman

date: October 15, 2008

The game's premise was cute, but it would have worn thin pretty quickly. Happily, the game turned out to be incredibly clever, inventive, and challenging. I loved it.

Score: 3

"No way to know."

submission: Treat It Or Eat It

date: January 10, 2008

Since the whole point of the game seems to be to present an image that's impossible to know the nature of, there's no reasonable guessing possible. Slow and unentertaining.

Score: 1

"Horrible"

submission: DKNH Pong 2.2

date: January 10, 2008

This game is the worst thing that ever happened to me. This is worse than my family's death at the hands of the Nazis, worse than the time I was beaten and left for dead by rural good ol' boys, and even worse than the latest Jerry Bruckheimer film, "National Treasure: Book of Secrets".

The game is freaking Pong, man.

Score: 1

"Terrible Interface"

submission: Rainbow Spawn Defense

date: January 7, 2008

A person need only glance at this interface to run screaming. No hierarchy, no organization... this person clearly needs an interface designer, since he cannot do it himself.

Score: 10

"Not "good", technically, but..."

submission: DOOM at the roxbury

date: January 7, 2008

There's really almost no part of this deplorable use of your time and mine that is technically "good", yet the gift of those three demons headbanging in that car will fill my life with happiness 'til my dying day. And for that I thank you.

Score: 6

"Some awesome aspects"

submission: Black Sails

date: January 3, 2008

I love the pixel art for this game. Also, the idea of sailing around and pillaging is great. But I feel like the game is essentially crippled by its long, confusing battles, its random encounters, and a lot of little user interface stuff. (For example, why do we have buttons with a stupid gradient and bevel in a beautiful pixel-art game?) Would love to see this game perfected.